Wuuussszzzzhhhhhh…..!!!
Ho..ho..ho….!
klining..klining..klining...
Lha kok kaya sinterklas?
Enak aja! Sejak kapan sinterklas jadi langsing dan seksi kaya saya?
Iya ya…sinterklas kan ga botak kaya situ…
Siapa bilang sinterklas ga botak? Ketutup topi tau!
Kok jadi ngebahas? Ga penting gitu lookkhh…
Oke..oke…jadi ada apa lagi nih? Dah lama kamu ga butuh saya sejak kaset A Thousand Years ketinggalan di travel Bali-Surabaya.
Haduh! Beg you apologize..Tapi.. iya…saya lagi inget banget Perfect Love Gone Wrong…
There you go!!! Hahahahahaha…sekarang saya tau kenapa kamu panggil saya lagi…Hahahahahahahahaha….
Pak Gordon, saya ga butuh diketawain sama kamu yaaa! Nyanyi dong….
Ehem…Hemmm…Hemm…
I've had a question that's been preying on my mind for some time
I won't be wagging my tail for one good reason
It has to be a crime
Anjing ga goyang-goyangin buntutnya kalo lagi bingung.
Suka-suka!
This dog house never was the place for me,
Runner up and second best just ain't my pedigree
I was so happy, just the two of us
Until this alpha male
Turned up in the January sale
Padahal alpha male nya justru saya…
Pembenaran…pengagungan cinta…hati nggak sejalan sama otak. Tenang aja, tuan, semua orang juga begitu..yang dibikin goblok bukan kamu aja.
He won't love you
Like I love you
It won't be long now before that puppy goes astray
And what I like about this guy the most
He'd be my favourite lamp post
Devil take the hindmost
Bener banget! I adore your cynical lyrics, Pak Gordon! You’re a God! Kamu bener-bener menyengat! Aw!
Hehehehe…Indeed..indeed…
It's a shaggy kind of story
Would I tell you if I thought it was a lie?
But when the cat's away the mouse will play,
I wouldn't dish around here
There's something fishy 'round here
Kamar saya lagi bau banget. Dua hari yang lalu hujan lebat banget. Besoknya kamar saya bau bangkai. Mungkin ada tikus keujanan, trus masuk ke para-para lalu saking paniknya nginjek kabel yang karetnya terkelupas. Baunya gila-gilaan! Tapi saya males mo cari bangkainya ada di mana.
Ikkkkhh..jorok banget! Saya jadi nggak niat nyanyi lagi nih…
Oh..please? Please? Please? Saya butuh sarkasme kamu…
Jangan ingetin saya sama tikus mati itu ya! Saya paling ga suka sama tikus. Bangke nya apa lagi..
I howl all night and I sleep all day
It takes more than biscuit, baby, to chase these blues away
I've got a long enough leash
I could almost hang myself
It's a dogs life loving you baby
But you love someone else
Now he's moved by basket
I'd like to put him in a casket
I'll wear my best collar to his funeral
Horrreee!!! Horeeeee!!! Tapi jangan Cuma ngarep doang dong!!! Panggil Jack The Ripper, biar sekalian di bedah perutnya!
Jack ga ngebunuh laki-laki lho…
Ya udah..Ted Bundy kek…
Teddy doyannya ngegorok perempuan..
Dahmer aja kalo gitu…Yang ini homo kan?
Kayanya saya balik aja ke botol deh…Kamu bikin saya mual…Tadi bangkai tikus, sekarang orang gila.
Wah…humornya Inggris emang beda ya…
MO DINYANYIIN GA!!!!
Hehehehe…mau..mau…Ayo bikin saya semangat!
Huh!
To have found this perfect life
And a perfect love so strong
Well there can't be nothing worse
Than a perfect love gone wrong
Huuuu..huuuuu..huuuu…huuuuuu….
Eee...lha dalah!…Kok malah nangis?
Haaaaauuuuuuuuuuwww….!!!!
Lho kok? Lhoo…kook?? Diselesaiin nggak nih? Tinggal dikit!
Iyaaa…iyaaa….monggoo…huuuww..hiks!
cep..cep..cep...nyanyi lagi yaa...
You said I wasn't just your Christmas toy
I'd always be your boy
I'd be your faithful companion
And I would follow you through every thick and thin
Don't need nobody else
And we don't need him
HAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! HHHAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!! HAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW!!!
(Cressendo: score-nya Psycho - The Shower scene)
Pak Gordon kaget.
Tampangnya mengerenyit.
Gue berubah jadi anjing, melolong-lolong pada lampu bohlam 40 watt sebagai pengganti bulan. Pak Gordon makin ngeri ketika gue meringis ke arahnya sambil meneteskan banyak liur…Entah ngeri pada seringai gue, entah karena dia sangat higienis.
Tubuh Pak Gordon menyublim jadi asap kepul-mengepul ketika saya menerkamnya.
Puufff…
Gue ketawa-ketawa…Orang Inggris emang cupu!!!
