On sms.

He, tampang gue jadi aneh, ya? Jujur!

Gak lah! Lo terlalu exaggerating deh. Jujur, gue suka dengan potongan yang lama, tapi yang ini looks fine kok.

Puhleesee..! Don't do the PR talking! I used to be a PR person!

On messenger.

Have you seen Philadelphia? You know Andrew Beckett, the main character?

Yea.. why?

I look like the ill Andrew Beckett. Of course without the skin cancer.

Impossible! You're handsome! No way, jose!

Oh.. on second thought, i think i look like Forrest Gump! Sing Halleluyah for Tom Hanks got his double Oscars for the roles that made him looks like a total nerd!

May be you should get it all trimmed. How bout that? You'll look like the naked golden statue, if you think that'll be better.

In front of the mirror before went off to office.

Good morning, Gollum!

On the way to office.

Alright... what's the alibi? Salah potong jadi sekalian aja digundulin? Kutuan?

At the office.

Colleague #1

Ssst.. Malih...

(menoleh... membelalakkan mata)

Sssstt... salah potong nih gue!

Anjriiitttt!!

Colleauge #2

Gak apa-apa kok... apanya yang aneh? Bagus kok...

Colleague #3

Aaaarrrrrggghhhhh.....!!!!

Colleague #4

Ih! Kenapa kepala lo? Abis digigit tupai?

Diem lo!

Colleague #5

Coba madep ke kiri...hmm... ke kanan...ooppss...liat belakangnya coba... Aduh... Kenapa dipotong begitu sih? Kamu potong di mana sih, Barrie?

Bos:

Itu...tempat meeting yang enak di mana ya? Aduh... ituuu...aduh... rambutnya jelek banget sih (akhirnya dia ketawa..) Aduh... Ratu Plaza!

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Jakarta mendung. Lalu hujan deres.

Bakal lama kayak gini...